S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Body Length, in	26.00	28.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.50	35.50
Chest Width (Laid Flat), in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Sleeve Length, in	16.00	17.00	18.25	19.75	21.00	22.50	24.00	25.25

A laid-back tee with a wry sense of humor — a skeleton lounges under a palm tree while the sun sets, captioned “Vacation is a Scam.” Lightweight and breathable, it wears like an honest companion on slow mornings and travel detours. The simple, vintage-inspired print reads like a postcard from someone who’s seen too many itineraries and prefers hammock time over hustle. It slips easily into weekend wardrobes, surf trips, and lazy porch hours, bringing a little sardonic grin to whatever you’re doing. Wear it when you want a relaxed silhouette and a bit of ironic commentary that still feels warm and familiar.

Product features
- 100% USA cotton (heather and bright colors are cotton/poly blends)
- Lightweight 6 oz./yd² fabric with classic, relaxed fit
- Forward-shoulder seam and 7/8" seamless collar for comfortable neck fit
- Durable construction: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape and double-needle stitched hems
- Quarter-turned to remove center crease and includes tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean